Thursday, April 24, 2008

Final Result of CA POLL (PR)

Party--------------------------------Votes

CPN Maoits ----------------------- 3,144,204

Nepali Congress ----------------- 2,269,883

CPN UML------------------------- 2,183,370

MPRF------------------------------- 678,327

TMDP------------------------------- 338,930

RPP----------------------------------- 263,431

Others--------------------------------- 1,860,933

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

result of CA POLL (FPTP)

FPTP Partywise results:

Party Name ................Won seats
CPN Maoist ........................ 120
Nepali Congress .................. 37
CPN UML .............................33
MPRF .................................30
TMDP ................................. 9
Sadbhawawan Party ............... 4
Janamorcha Nepal ................ 2
NWPP ................................. 2
Independent .......................... 2
Ra. Ja. Mo. ............................. 1
TOTAL ......................... 240 seats


Monday, April 21, 2008

Result UPDATE of CA POLL as of 11:00 NST; 21-Apr-08

FPTP Partywise results:
CPN Maoist ........................ 119
Nepali Congress .................. 37
CPN UML .............................33
MPRF ....................................29
TMDP .................................. 9
Sadbhawawan Party .......... 4
Janamorcha Nepal ............... 2
NWPP .................................... 2
Independent ......................... 2
Ra. Ja. Mo. ............................ 1
TOTAL ................................. 238





PR Partywise results:
CPN Maoist ........................ 29,27,708
Nepali Congress .................. 20,75,247
CPN UML ............................. 20,00,8425
MPRF .................................... 5,51,895
TMDP .................................. 2,52,658
Others ................................. 18,44,089




source: Election Commission, Nepal

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

LATEST RESULT OF CA POLL (18:00 NST)

LATEST RESULT OF CA POLL:- as of 18:00 NST

Parties Seats won
CPN (Maoists) ....................... 117
Nepali Congress ................... 33
CPN (UML) ........................... 29
MJF ....................................... 22
TMDP ..................................... 7
NWPP ..................................... 2
Janamorcha ............................ 1
Sadhbhawana (Mahato) ........ 2
Independent .......................... 2


Total 215 seats



RESULTS WAITING:-

Maoist leading .......................... 0
NC leading ............................... 7
UML leading............................... 2
MJF leading .............................. 3

Friday, April 11, 2008

First winner of CA POLL

The vice president of Nepali Congress (NC) Prakash Man Singh has become the first winner of the Constituent Assembly (CA) election. He won the election in Kathmandu -1 constituency by garnering over 14,315 votes.

He defeated Unified Marxist Leninist (UML's) Pradeep Nepal, who bagged over 6000 and Maoists' Ram Man Shrestha who bagged 3898 votes. The vote counting result of Kathmandu 1 constituency came out this morning. Its results came quickly since the Election Commission (EC) had used Electronic Voting Machines in that constituency.

NC supporters held an impromptu celebration in front of City Hall where the counting was carried out. Meanwhile, counting has started in Kathmandu, Lalitpur, Bhaktapur, Banke and many other districts. Initial results show that NC, UML and Maoists are engaged in triangular contest in most places.




Wednesday, April 9, 2008

เคœिเคฎ्เคฎी เค•ाเคฐ्เคŸเคฐ เค‡เคจ Nepal

Former US President Jimmy Carter said that the constituent assembly election in Nepal - on Thursday - would end armed conflict and establish a new republic in the country. "I see this election as doing two things basically: one is ending an armed conflict, and secondly forming a new republic with an end to the dominating royalty," Carter said during an exclusive interview with the Post and its sister paper, Kantipur here on Tuesday. "We are very excited about the prospects of this country finding peace and also finding democracy based on republic. It is a very wonderful achievemenเคŸी।"President Carter who arrived here on Monday said that he had visited only Nepal visited three times for one election. Earlier he had visited in June and November, 2006. Carter Center - the organization he founded along with his wife Rosalynn in 1982 - has already observed 70 elections in various countries. Carter sees this election as an opening for marginalized groups, who could have a genuine role in determining their own future, and win the opportunity to play a more important role in society.When asked for his assessment of the situation two days before the election, he said, "I think the compromise reached with the (42) percent and (58) percent [for the first past the post and proportional electoral systems] is certainly satisfactory with the international observers."Sharing brief details of his meeting with top leaders of three major parties - Nepali Congress, CPN (UML) and CPN (Maoist) - Carter smilingly said that each one was quite certain that they would win a majority. When asked whether he saw any challenges vis-ร -vis the election, he said that maintaining unanimous and peaceful relationships among all constituencies was a great challenge. "I pray that all the process will be peaceful…but there are intense feelings especially because of the 10 years of warfare, and it's difficult to forget about all those and to decide who will lead this nation in future."There is still intense feeling of incompatibility, he added. Two other major challenges, the ex-president said, were an outbreak of local level conflict, and high expectations of all three major parties. Although he said Nepal's experience was not unique in terms of election in a post-conflict country, he observed that the compromise that has been reached is very complex and much more complicated than most elections. When asked how he planned to observe the election, he said he and his wife work as a team and will remain in the capital city and visit as many polling centers as possible. "And if they (62 Carter Center's staff spread throughout the country) report a serious problem in eastern or western parts of this country or in the southern part, the Carter Center will go to the Election Commission to report the problem we have heard and we will try to resolve it."The ex-president was all praise for the EC in Nepal, terming it free and wonderful. He said it was unlike dishonest ones in some countries where they are bedfellows with the ruling party and help it steal an election. Responding to the Maoist threat of forced takeover if they lose the elections, Carter said the Maoists had told him they would accept the results. He, however, added that no party could accept the results if elections are fraudulent. "But that's why international and domestic observers are here. My own personal honor and reputation is at stake. I wouldn't lie about an election in Nepal and I think people from the EU and other places have come here in good faith and we will tell the truth."Carter believed the CPN (Maoist) would honor their pledge to embrace multi-party competitive politics. "It seems to me in the last year or so the Maoists have proven that they can accommodate themselves in competitive politics." I think that's their primary desire. But he added: "I don't know enough about the Young Communist League, if they will accept a disappointing result. I hope they will."When asked to compare the situation in Nepal and Nicaragua where the ex-rebels joined electoral politics after civil war, Carter said it was important to convince the rebels not to go back to war. "Sandinista (former rebels in Nicaragua) lost three elections and won the fourth because they participated in the opposition."Carter was very critical of the US government's policy toward the CPN (Maoist). "When the Maoists laid their arms within cantonments and joined the government, in my opinion, our government should have recognized them as legitimate political party and dealt with them as other nations did."The president added that it would have beneficial impact on relationships here and said he believed that the Maoists would have been "very protective of a working relationship with the US government if it existed." He criticized the Bush administration's policy in Nepal and likened it to his government's dual stance of accepting the participation of Hamas in Palestinian elections and then refusing to recognize the group after it won the elections. "It is counter productive for us to refuse to talk to and negotiate with people with whom we have disagreement." The president had highest accolades for what people in Nepal had achieved, setting an example to the whole world. "I think this is unprecedented incorporation of previously excluded groups. It's a wonderful example. I don't know of another example in the world where this profound change has taken place to bring in previously excluded groups. And if it works it will be a notable contribution to international politics."

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

...JOKES...

1. เคฒोเค—्เคจेเคฒे เค†เคซ्เคจो เคธ्เคตाเคธ्เคจीเคฒाเคˆ เคœเคนिเคฒे เคชเคจि เค†เคซ्เคจो เค…เคจ्เคกเคฐเคฎा เคฐाเค–เคจ เค–ोเคœ्เคฆเคฅ्เคฏो।เคœे เค•ुเคฐा เค…เคฐाเค‰เคฆा เคชเคจि เคจเคค्เคฐ เคญเคจेเคฐ เคฅเคฐ्เค•ाเค‰เคจे เค—เคฐ्เคฆो เคฐเคนेเค›। เคเค•เคฆिเคจ เคฒोเค—्เคจे เคจुเคนाเค‰เคจ เคฒाเค—ेเค•ो เคฐเคนेเค›, เคฒोเค—्เคจेเคฒे เคญเคจ्เคฏो:- เคชाเคจी เคคเคคा เคจเคค्เคฐ
เคธ्เคตाเคธ्เคจी เคชเคจि เค†เค•ुเคฒ เคฌ्เคฏाเค•ुเคฒ เคญเคเคฐ เคœोเคฐी เค–ोเคœ्เคฆै:- เคจเคค्เคฐ เค•े เค—เคฐ्เค›ौ, เคนँ เคจเคค्เคฐ เค•े เค—เคฐ्เค›ौ?
เคฒोเค—्เคจे:- เคจเคค्เคฐ เคšिเคธै เคชाเคจीเคฒे เคจुเคนाเค‰เค›ु।

2. เค•เคนिเคฒ्เคฒै เคšिเคฏा เคจเค–ाเคเค•ो เค—ाเค‰ँเค•ो เคฆुเค‡เคŸा เคฎाเคจ्เค›े เคถเคนเคฐ เค—เคเค›। เคฐ เคšिเคฏा เคชเคธเคฒเคฎा เคฌเคธेเค›เคจ्।
เคชเคนिเคฒो:- เค“เคˆ! เคฏी เคธเคฌै เคฎाเคจ्เค›ेเคฒे เค•े เค–ाเคเค•ो เคนो เคนाเคฎी เคชเคจि เค–ाเค” เคจ।
เคฆोเคธ्เคฐो:- เคนुเคจ्เค› เคจि (เค…เคกเคฐ เค—เคฐ्เคฆै) เคฆाเคˆ เคนाเคฎीเคฒाเคˆ เคชเคจि เคค्เคฏो เฅง—เฅง เค—िเคฒाเคธ เคฆिเคจुเคธ् เคค्
(เคชเคธเคฒेเคฒे เคšिเคฏा เคฆिเคจ्เค›)
เคชเคนिเคฒो:- เค“เคˆ เคฏเคธเค•ो เคोเคฒ เคค เคฏเคคि เคฎिเค ो เค› เคญเคจे , เคเคจ เคšोเค•्เคŸा เคค เค•เคคि เคฎिเค ो เคนोเคฒा เคนเค—ि।
เคฆोเคธ्เคฐो:- เคนो เคค เคจी।

3. เคเค•เคฆिเคจ เค•ुเค‡เคฐे เคฐ เคจेเคชाเคฒीเคฒे เคฎिเคค เคฒเค—ाเคเค›เคจ।
เคจेเคชाเคฒी:- เค…เคฌ เคฆेเค–ी เคฎेเคฐो เคฌैเคจी เคคिเคฎ्เคฐो เคฌैเคจी, เคฎेเคฐो เค†เคฎा เคคिเคฎ्เคฐो เค†เคฎा, เคฎेเคฐो เคฌाเคฌु เคคिเคฎ्เคฐो เคฌाเคฌु, เคฎेเคฐो เคญाเคˆ เคคिเคฎ्เคฐो เคญाเคˆ, เคฎेเคฐो เค›ोเคฐाเค›ोเคฐी เคคिเคฎ्เคฐो เค›ोเคฐाเค›ोเคฐी เคนै।
เค•ुเค‡เคฐे:- เคค्เคฏเคธो เคญเคจे เคคिเคฎ्เคฐो เคธ्เคตाเคธ्เคจी เคฎेเคฐो เคชเคจि เคธ्เคตाเคธ्เคจी ।

4. เค•เค•्เคทाเคฎा เคจिเคฌเคจ्เคง เคฒेเค–्เคจे เคตिเคทเคฏเคฎा เคฆुเคˆ เคœเคจा เคตिเคฆ्เคฏाเคฐ्เคฅीเคฌीเคš เคญเคฒाเค•ुเคธाเคฐी เคšเคฒ्เคฏो । เคชเคนिเคฒोเคฒे เคธोเคงेเค›:
เคชเคนिเคฒो: เคฎเคฒाเคˆ เคจिเคฌเคจ्เคง เคฒेเค–्เคจ เคธाเคน्เคฐै เค—ाเคฐ्เคนो เคฒाเค—्เค›, เค•เคธเคฐी เคฒेเค–्เคจे เคนोเคฒा เคนै ?
เคฆोเคถ्เคฐो: เคจिเคฌเคจ्เคง ? เคค्เคฏो เคค เคธเคœिเคฒो เค› เคจि !
เคชเคนिเคฒो: เค•เคธเคฐी เคฒेเค–्เคจे เคญเคจ เคจ เคค ।
เคฆोเคถ्เคฐो: เคนाเคคเคฎा เค•เคฒเคฎ เคธเคฎाเคค เค…เคจि เคฒेเค– เคจ ।

5. เคฆुเคˆ เคœเคจा เคธ्เค•ुเคฒे เคฌाเคฒเค•เคนเคฐु เคถ्เคฏाเคฎे เคฐ เคฐाเคฎे เคธ्เค•ूเคฒ เคœाँเคฆै เค—เคฐ्เคฆा เคฌเคŸोเคฎा เค—เคซ เค—เคฐ्เคฆै:
เคถ्เคฏाเคฎे: เค…ँ, เคนिเคœो เคค เคฎैเคฒे เค…เคจौเค ो เค•ुเคฐा เคฆेเค–ेँ เคจि !
เคฐाเคฎे: เค•े เคนो เคค เคค्เคฏเคธ्เคคो เค…เคจौเค ो เค•ुเคฐा ?
เคถ्เคฏाเคฎे: เคฎैเคฒे เคนिเคœो เค•ुเค–ुเคฐाเคฒे เค…เคฃ्เคกा เคชเคฐेเค•ो เคฆेเค–ेँ เคจि !
เคฐाเคฎे: เคฏเคธ्เคคो เคธाเคจो เค•ुเคฐा เคชเคจि เคธुเคจाเค‰เคจे เคนो ?
เคถ्เคฏाเคฎे: เค•ेเค•ो เคธाเคจो เค•ुเคฐा ? เคธเค•्เค›เคธ् เคญเคจे เคคैँเคฒे เคชाเคฐेเคฐ เคฆेเค–ा เคค ।

6. A sardar got an invitation to a party which said"Red tie only".But when he went to the party,he was surprised to see that others were wearing pants and shirts also.


7. Teacher: Everyone write your lover's name in a piece of paper.
Girls after 2 secs.: Finished mam.
Boys after 10 minutes: Extra sheet mam.

8. Men always have better freinds....They will stand by you, no matter what!!!
Friends of women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night.So,she tells her husband the very next morning,that she stayed at her friend's(girl friends) apartment the whole night.So the husband callsc 10 of her best (girl) and nooneof them confirmed that she was with them.
Friends of men:
Ahusband was not at home the overnight.So, he tells his wife the very next morning that he stayed at his friend's(boy) apartment overnight.So,the wife calls 10 of his best(boy)and 5 of them confirmed that he was with them that night and other 5 are claiming that he is still with them.

9. Sardar at bar in New York:
Man on his right says:"Jony walker single"
Man on his left says:"Peter scotch single"
Sardar says:"Balgith singh married"

10. Prince Charles and Sardar ji were having dinner.
Prince said,:"Pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks"how poetic"
Sardar says,:"Pass the custard you bastard."

11. Bhikari: Saab 6 rupaye de do na, coffee pini hai.
Man: Kyoun 1 coffee 3 rupaye ki hai na ?
Bhikari: par saab saath main GF bhi hai..
Man: Bhikari ho aur GF banali?
Bhikari : Saab GF ne bhikari bana diya.

12. Q:Why can't you keep a clock in jail?
A: Because Time is aways running out.

13. The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it "EVERYTHING" and the book is titled "WHAT WOMEN WANT?"

14. It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and his way home rear-ended the car infront of him.The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, "Boy are you in trouble?I am a lawyer."
The driver looked out of the window and said, No you are in trouble. I am a judge.

15. Girl : Do you love me?
Boy: Yes dear!!
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love dear.!!

16. Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap.I carefully removed his glasses;
"You know, honey," I said sweetly, without your glasses you looklike the same handsome young man I married."
"Honey", he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you look pretty good,too!!!

17. เคเค• เคฆिเคจ เคฎुเคจ्เคฆ्เคฐेเค•ो เคช्เคฐเคฎिเค•ाเคฒे เค†เคซ्เคจो เคธเคฌै เคฒुเค—ा เคซुเค•ाเคฒ्เคฏो เคฐ เคญเคจि
เคฎเคฒाเคˆ เคคिเคฎ्เคฐि เคถ्เคฐीเคฎเคคि เคœเคธ्เคคै เค—เคฐ
เคฎुเคจ्เคฆ्เคฐेเคฒे เคธเคฌै เคฒुเค—ा เคฌเค ुเคฒ्เคฏो เคฐ เค˜ुเคจ เคฒाเค—्เคฏो ।

18. เคเค• เคฆिเคจ เคฎुเคจ्เคฆ्เคฐे เคฐ เคเค• เคœเคจा เคฎाเคจ्เค›े เคฌिเคธौ เคคเคฒ्เคฒाเคฎा เคฌเคธेเคฐ เค•ुเคฐा เค—เคฐ्เคฆै เคฅिเคฏो। เค…เค•เคธ्เคฎाเคค เค•เคธैเคฒे เคฎुเคจ्เคฆ्เคฐेเคฒाเคˆ “เคฎुเคจ्เคฆ्เคฐे เคคेเคฐो เค›ोเคฐाเค•ो เคฎुเคค्เคฏु เคญเคฏो เคญเคจ เคฆिเคฏो।
เคฌिเคฏोเค— เคธเคนเคจ เคจเคธเค•ि เคฎुเคจ्เคฆ्เคฐे เฅจเฅฆ เคคเคฒ्เคฒाเคฌाเคŸ เคนाเคฎ เคซाเคฒ्เคฏो।เค‰ เคคเคฒ เคเคฐ्เคจ เคฒाเค—्เคฏो।
เคœเคฌ เค‰ เฅฎ เค” เคคเคฒ्เคฒाเคฎा เคชुเค—्เคฏो เค‰เคธเคฒे เคธเคฎ्เคเคฏो เค‰เคธเค•ो เคค เค›ोเคฐा เคจै เค›ैเคจ
เคœเคฌ เคŠ เฅซ เค” เคคเคฒ्เคฒाเคฎा เคชुเค—्เคฏो เค‰เคธเคฒे เคธเคฎ्เคเคฏो เค•ि เค‰เคธเค•ो เคค เคฌिเคนे เคจै เคญा เค›ैเคจ
เคœเคฌ เคŠ เฅจ เค” เคคเคฒ्เคฒाเคฎा เคชुเค—्เคฏो เค‰เคธเคฒे เค†เคซु เคฎुเคจ्เคฆ्เคฐे เคจเคญเคเค•ो เคธเคฎ्เคเคฏो ॥

19. เคฎुเคจ्เคฆ्เคฐेเคฒाเคˆ เคธเคฌैเคฒे เค†เคซ्เคจो เคฐเคฎाเคˆเคฒो เคฌเคจाเคเค•ो เคฆेเค–ेเคฐ เคฐिเคธ เค‰เค ेเค› เคฐ เคเค• เคฆिเคจ เคถ्เคฐीเคฎเคคीเคฒाเคˆ เคญเคจेเค›
เคเคŠเคŸा เคฏเคธ्เคคो เคšुเคŸเค•िเคฒा เคญเคจ เคœुเคจเคฎा เคฎेเคฐो เคฏोเค—เคฆाเคจ เค›ैเคจ
เคฎुเคจ्เคฆ्เคฐेเค•ी เคถ्เคฐीเคฎเคคिเคฒे เคญเคจिเค› : เคฎ เค—เคฐ्เคญเคตเคคी เคญเค।

20. เคฎुเคจ्เคฆ्เคฐेเคฒाเคˆ เคเค• เคฐाเคค เคฒाเคฎเค–ुเคŸ्เคŸेเคฒे เคŸोเค•ेเคฐ เคนैเคฐाเคจ เค—เคฐेเค›
เคฎुเคจ्เคฆ्เคฐेเคฒे เค‰เคชाเคฏ เคจिเค•ाเคฒे เค› เคฐ เคเค• เคฌोเคคเคฒ เคฌिเคท เคชिเคเค› เคฐ เคญเคจ्เคจ เคฅाเคฒेเค› : เคฒ เค…เคฌ เคŸोเค• เคค เคคिเคฎिเคนเคฐु เคฎเคฐ्เค›ै

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Pakistan cricket board bans fast bowler Akhtar for 5 years

Pakistan's cricket board banned fast bowler Shoaib Akhtar from international and domestic cricket for five years for repeated breaches of discipline.Akhtar's comments and actions were harming the team and had even "affected the image of the country," board chairman Nasim Ashraf said after announcing the ban on Tuesday.

"He was given lot of chances but he was involved repeatedly in habitual offenses," Ashraf told a news conference. Ashraf said Akhtar can appeal the decision and noted that the bowler would also be free to play in the Indian Premier League, playing for Calcutta in the Twenty20 competition. Akhtar, who at his peak was the fastest bowler in cricket, appeared earlier Tuesday before a disciplinary committee after he criticized the PCB for omitting him from its roster of the top 15 contracted players.

Akhtar last played a Test match against India in December before he was sidelined due to back problem. He declared himself fit to play in a five-match one-day series against Zimbabwe in February but was left out. Selectors also overlooked him for the 16-member squad to play two one-day internationals against Bangladesh next week. Dubbed the "Rawalpindi Express" for his express pace, Akhtar's career was restricted by injuries to 46 tests after making his debut against the West Indies in 1997 and tarnished by a doping allegation.

Akhtar Tested positive for steroids in 2006 in a PCB-conducted, out of competition test, but had his two-year ban overturned by a Pakistani appeals committee. He has 178 test wickets at an average of 25.69 and 219 wickets at 23.2 in 138 limited-overs internationals.